Sasquatch-like image photographed on Mars

I will be the first to admit that in the past week I have:

1. eaten my weight in potato chips (Kettle Brand Krinkle Cut Salt & Fresh Ground Pepper Chips are krazy delicious, and the seething resentment you aggregate when you look at their inane spelling of the word “crinkle” totally burns through all the calories and allows you to practically inhale them);

2. browsed through multiple online collections of 2008 prom dresses, even though I am about ten years too old to attract a spritely young prom date, have consumed about 500 bags of chips too many to fit in an article of clothing intended for a high school nymphet, and am approximately two smidgens too classy to wear metallic purple tulle (bedazzled flowers, however, are another story);

3. and, forced The Boyfriend into watching an episode of MonsterQuest where a bunch of women dressed up to camp in the woods and attempted to lure Bigfoot with their feminine scents, and then excitedly emailed him this morning when I read an article that Bigfoot had, in fact, been most recently spotted on Mars, and not in the campground of some overzealous cryptozoology-flirts.

However, I can now understand why the aforementioned fearless female explorers all put on their best earrings for the occasion.

[photo: timesonline.co.uk]
Despite slightly resembling an extension of rock, or a speck of dust, or a piece of uneven ground, Sasquatch is looking quite studly lately.