Drunkards take dolphin joyride

Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Kent, friends Michael Jukes and Daniel Buck decided to get sloshed at their local pub. The two chaps were having such a jolly old time that they kept drinking and drinking until they were too tired to walk home. Luckily, on their way they ran into Dave, the magical dolphin:

[photo: solarnavigator.net]
Dave displayed aggressive dolphin gestures to warn Michael and Daniel off, but they knew that he was just playing hard to get, so they grabbed his dorsal fin and tail and hitched a ride. The police wanted in on the action, so they came out and arrested the men, who were later charged with recklessly disturbing and interfering with an animal. With that, all the dolphins and whales and other dorsal finned-mammals breathed a big sigh of relief, and everyone lived happily ever after.

The End.